Happy Halloween!

Beware of pumpkins

What is so scary about Osaka, Dr Freud?

And a Happy Harroween to you all too.

The ANA Staff – Dracula, Frankenstein, & Wolfman.

I’ve never been so scaled in my whore life!

If you are not totally frightened, we will give you another fright for flee.

I’ll just wait until my fright becomes disconnected.

I hope it’s a non-stop fright.

Please stop paging! I am already flightened by Ana’s service.

”Mommy, I don’t want to get scaled!”

Ryanair is still cutting down on expenses.

Agreed! Have you ever used the bathroom on that leg?

It will be one of a hell ride! ;D

If you don’t like flying you can always take a fright train.

Specializing in white-knuckle rides since 1962.

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Does anyone what I’m supposed to do when this little red light comes on?”

Edit – “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Does anyone know what I’m supposed to do when this little red light comes on?”

I hate when I do that. 🙁

@ FatKenney: Scream real loud?

Flight is free, but . . .
in case of fright, flee (!!)

FatKenny, That little red button means the grammar checker needs to be turned on.

First Class Horrors available if you pay a suprimently flee

OK, I’ll fry. Literally and literally and literally!

O, you’re a Saka to fall for that trick!

the stewardess is coming around with the snack cart, should I get the treats or the trick?

It’s them dammed Asian ground maintenance staff.

Connecting fright to OSAMA!

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Does anyone what I’m supposed to do when this little red light comes on?”

I tried calling the nuclear technicians at Chernobyl but they’re all dead.

Peter Jacksons’ The Flighteners
Out October 31st

Stalling Ana Staff in her first movie lore.

I see dead porters…

I damn sure am connecting, because I have the fright to creep and scare harms!

Goodbye, 007!…

Free onboard LSD wraps for everyone…even handless children.