Everyone knows monkeys hate plastic bags

baby Monkey, Baby Monkey, riding on a cadle car Baby Monkey.

So, am I allowed to take eating/food with me?

You monkeys, me Tarzan!

When I was in Thailand, I only saw Sandy Monk and Piggy. I didn’t know that Monkey King is also in Thailand.

I expected neanderthals in a museum, not monkeys.

Oh Monkey of Danger, I invoke thee….

This one at least is very clear in it’s meanging:
Don’t monkey with the monkeys, because they will monkey you up.

Nobody expects the Monkey Inquisition!

Honey, I’m home!
What’s for the eating?

Equipped with my eating and my plastic bag, I will become Danger!

WARNING: When interacting with monkeys, a child monkey might occur.

Its because of monkeys

Please think of the children! Do not carry any food or toys, carry a portable Intensive Care Unit!

Now, I am become Danger, the destroyer of monkeys.

I am The Man With The Yellow Hat and I approved this message.

♫ Here we come, walking down the street
Stealing pastic bags, from everyone we meet.
Hey, Hey, we’re the monkeys.
We’re too busy biting, to put anybody down… ♫

Please no play with your monkey too, it also very danger to you and others.

Perhaps the monkeys have decided that plastic bags == food inside. This is true of the monkeys on the Rock of Gibraltar, where there are similar warnings against plastic bags.

Warning for the monkies:
Interact with my children and become an evolutionary dead end.

Be afraid… Be monkey afraid!

BECAUSE OF MONKEYS!

Can’t those monkeys read?!

This winter, the makers of Night at the Museum bring you: Night of the Killer Monkey Museum…. It So Very Danger!

♫ Won’t you take me to Monkeytown

Well, warn me about it
warn me about it
warn me about it
warn me about it
warn me about, warn me about
warn me about eatin’ ♫♫

Oh? I never knew tha monkeys could make me danger. But then why not keep them on cadle leashes ??

The monkeys are disciples of monks in the temple. The monks are more dangerous. Stay away from them.

I’m poor. I have no monkey.

And toys.
Yes. I knew I was forgetting something |
I’m so easily distracted when there is monkey danger about.

Please do not away to intercourse with the monkeys. It will make you so very really intensive danger!

6. Look, let’s just make this easy. Stay the hell out of the museum.

Every sentence should
Start with a period. Not
The beginning of a line
In a text.

I think monkey is a pretty cool guy. eh makes you dnager and doesn’t afraid anyone

”Warning for the monkeys”

– Do not give the eating for tourists
– Do not bring any eating and plastic bags for tourists
– Do not provoke any tourists; they might bite them
– Do not any intensive care of
– Do not accident for monkeys (or tourists)
– Do not please

NOTICE: I had accidents for monkeys.
And tourists.

Er, maybe I’ll just away from the museum.

I always put my children in intensive care before visiting the museum.

It so very pointless to cadle car that won’t invoke. And danger to product liability.

This sign isn’t clear enough, they tell me I shouldn’t provoke the monkey, but what if I want to annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise or ruffle the animal?

i didn’t know donkey kong had relatives from thailand

Warning to the hammerheads who run this museum. Do not try to scare us tourists or we will bring in all our pastic bags, smother your bloody attack monkeys and eat them. And then we will bite to you. Who do you think you are, the Wicked Witch of the Friggin’ West? It so very danger. Thank for your attention. And yeah, I forgot: No hullabaloo either. Got that?

If the monkeys attack me, darned right it will make me danger.

6. You can spank your monkey. The Monkey can spank his monkey. But never attempt to spank the monkey’s monkey.

Don’t you know you’ve got to shock the monkey? No wonder it so very danger.

Relic from planet of the apes zoo.

If you don’t intensive care your children, they will to intensive care.

There’s quite a lot of monkey business going on here.