Don’t forget to tip the Steward

Deep fried of course

Confederates need not apply.

“Waiter, there’s a scab in my soup.”

They’ve sold out of crime rings again…

For Union Soup please call 911.

“No, I asked for a pickle with my sandwich. Pickle. Not picket.”

Who is the ring leader in the union.

May I have a French kiss instead of fries?

Now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

Exotic fruits ready to vote Yes on agreement. Chicken and corn still holding out on cream clause.

Cheese made of french fries?!

A tear-jerking bunch…we are all batter together.

Seventy2rd: or, french fries made of cheese?

Vote with us or eat with the fishes !

You will receive item 901: Union Ring after 50 years of loyal service.

Garçon! What is the state of the Union Ring?

Union rings … look suspiciously like beets rather than onions, and imported from Cuba and North Korea. (Russia and China haven’t made good ones for twenty years.)

Sounds like someone lost a wedding band.

Anyone saw my union local 901 ring ?

Look for the Onion label.

French Fries Cheese, film at 11.

Unline Translation Strikes Again?

You got a beef with us? Take it up with our representative you exotic fruit!

Exotic fruits = Fa’fine

The red flag brigade are holding a round-table discussion again. French farmers meantime are frying cheese (makes a change from torching sheep I suppose)!

Please be seated, your Teamster will be right with you.

This cute small curry is made with 100% Japanese apple and cheerful teamster.

Can’t the North and South just be friends?