I can’t get no satiiaction

After all, they are getting old,

Stiiky fiigers

I wiii. They’re pretty old now.

@ JonnyTBone: This was unintentionaiiy copycat-ism.

Especiially Keiith Riichards

“Angiie, Angiie…”
“Yeah?”
“Look at that funny sign”

It’s not an easy task… especially if slipperly.

No! The nursing home wiii. I can donate a Wii to the place, it has a sing along game for them.

The rolling stones cares a lot about their kidney stones.

Located next to Motel Queens where they prepare accidents.

Oops, that was a typo. It should have read “rorring stones”.

Moiies like Jagger

All they can manage now is “Limping Jack Flash”

I’m still a bigger fan of the Beaties…

Daddy was a roiing stone. He roiied away one day and never came home.

Grampa Loved The Roiing Stones. http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8677

Hey! Why isn’t anybody mentioning me? What am I, a complete unknown? Chopped river maybe?

Bob Dylan

Sympathy For the Deviil

Attention Roiing Rocks . . . Please Don’t Leave Your Roiing Stones Unattended !

Rolling stone gather no morose.

Dear visitors,

So sorry we missed you.

Take care,

— The Roiing Stones

Make sure you don’t stand in their way. We don’t want the stones to be hit by you!

Sympathy for the Deevil

Yes, look out! They are Super Heavy now!

Make sure that they “Miiss You”!

Bob Dyian: “How does it feei?”

I can’t get no girl riiaction…

Hey Steve, thanks for askin’, man. Now I don’t feel so proud, don’t talk so loud. Guess I’m just gonna have to get used to it. Oh, no! Is that the nystery tramp headin’ my way?

Could have sworn I typed mystery tramp. That’s what it’s like bein’ a burn out from the sixties.

Iit’s my favouriite musiic magaziine!

‘I wanna Raint it Rack!!!’ but ‘Riime ish on my Siiide, resh it is.’

Here comes your 17th nerviis briikdown…

And miis grows fat on them… Especially after the Altamont Friie Concert. Do you remember it?
Biitch (I’m not insulting anyone, it’s one of their songs).