Accidents prepared fresh, daily

Our hotel is purely accidental.

The water in the purifier has a degree in hydrology.

I don’t need to worry about drinking water, but… won’t I get thirsty?

If you prepare it, well it’s not really an accident is it then, Motel Queens?

Motel Queens (AKA Queens Motel (just to confuse you)): Promoting insurance fraud for some reason since 1983.

Hi Mr. Welcome Message Sir.. I’m feeling some uncomfortable, I know you’re trying to be neater and that’s neat, you’re very easy to read with a neat clear font and all, but it just doesn’t feel like home…

CAUTION: In case of fire, please don’t do anything.

I has an uncomfortable when I read about accidents being prepared for me.

Motel Queer !?

”Hello, I want a single room with a double murder before breakfast. And a car crash to go.”

Our staffs wash and inspect a container periodically. Will it be YOUR container? Could this be your lucky day? Or will you get amoebic dysentery from the drinking water? You’ll never know until you try.

Motel Queens – We’ll leave the water on for you…

How can I feel any comfortable with all those accidents and clean?

Motel Queens – for hypochondriac neat-freaks with OCD who like to prance around in gowns. — You’ve rented the room, now buy the video.

♫ You can check out any time you like ♫
♫ But you can never leave ♫

Our ‘limited time’ offer:
– Flu (w/o insurance)……………………………………………………………………$5
– Chronical diseases (w/o insurance)………………………………………$50
– Sudden death (w/o insurance)……………………………………………..$500
– Coma (w/o insurance)………………………………………………………….$900
– Earthquakes, tornadoes, floods etc (w/o insurance)…………$1500
– End Of The World (with insurance but it doesn’t matter)….$50.000.000.000.000

I strongly advise all guests to leave their valuable items and cash in unlocked rooms!

You dont have to worry about drinking water, we water you

Yes, out here in Queens near JFK port of air we welcome you to motel just homelike like home comfortably. We preparing accident for you maybe in parking lot, maybe on stairs just keep you guess. LOL!! So bring bandages and health card of many insurances. We possess fun here you too maybe, huh? :>)

I don’t want to be treated lik a Queen, like a prince will do just fine.

Welcome Message: Please enjoy staying in Queens Motel. You don’t have a choice.

P.S. I hope you have good insurances, we do!

We clean macine periodaclly.
Yes! Whenever the cockroaches block up the outlet hole.
Please bring Health Card of many illness insurances.

Just be glad it’s not Brooklyn…OK, not the Bronx.

More children are caused by accident during thr Christmas period, than at sny other time.

Short menu of some more popular accidents and their consequences:

The Queen Is Dead.
Girlfriend In A Coma.
The Boy With The Thorn In His Side.
Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now.
Pretty Girls Make Graves.
Unhappy Birthday.
I know It’s Over.
Cemetery Gates.
Meat Is Murder.
Panic.

(The Smiths)

….and there’s a stone in my shoe.

I’m wondering what accident the staffs will prepare next year. The one from last year was great!

My recommendation is that they don’t use Google Translator…

drink only klean water or you make accidents

Hotel sounds nice