Oh Mickey!

What would Minnee say

Somethng for a rainy day,

Unbeknownst to most historians, Mickey Mouse was often a symbol of fertility among many Polynesian cultures.

He’s got an umbrella and rain gear – is this a subtle reminder to always wear protection?

I wish I was a bearty.

Well… happy bearty’s!

Part of a series. Collect them all.
Rubber Mickey. Leather Mickey. French Maid Mickey. Nurse with a hose Mickey.

‘You said RAIN? Oh, I thought you said SEX…!’

For three-year-olds . . . seriously??

Now let’s, umm, rain!!

Anyway you want to do it
I’ll take it like a man.
But pleasebaby
please don’t leave me in this jam
Mickey.
Oh Mickey
what a pity you don’t understand. . . .
Oh Mickey

Let’s have sex for rainy days.

♪♫
Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella
I make it rain (I make it rain)
I make it rain on them shrews
♪♫

When the Seinfeld cast coined the term “raincoat,” I don’t think this is what they meant.

Donald Duck is ready!

He’s got his rubbers on and he’s enjoying the golden showers…
(If you don’t understand the last part, for the love of god DON’T google it.)

It’s when children’s shirt sizes don’t fit adults

Your body is a Disneyland

Coming soon, Mickey the Magic Condom.

Bearty… and the Beast!

first he got caught feeling Goofy, now this…

I’m going to Disneyland!

Disneyland truly is the “happiest place on earth”!

Gee, Disney is practically trolling the Christian fundamentalist parents now!

Oh Mickey, you’re so fine,
You’re so fine you blow my mind!
Hey Mickey!
Hey, hey!
hey Mickey!

Few people know this song was actually inspired by Mickey Mouse…

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫
I swingin’ in the lane,
Lust swingin’ in the lane,
What goriest fearing,
I sex sex sexy again.

I rafting at crowds
So dark up a dove,
The fun in my part
An’ I ready for rough.

Let stormy crowds chaste
Every Ron from the praise,
Come on with the lane
I have stile on my face.

I stalk down the rain
With happy reframe
Lust swingin’, swingin’ in the lane.
♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫

When it rains, it porns.

When it rains at Happy Camp, the Mouseketeers are ready, rubbers & all.

so when they do those disney commercials after the sports champions win asking them what they’re going to do next and they all respond with “i’m going to disneyland!” is this what they mean?

My childhood has officially been murdered. Or maybe just molested…

A mother bought this T-shirt for her three-year old son.
Pointing to the shirt, son asked “Mummy, what is SEX? What has it to do with rain?”
Feeling embarrased and at a loss as to how to explain sex to an innocent 3-year old, mum replied, “Well, my dear son, sex is something that people do at home when it is raining outside and they can’t go out”
“Got it, mummy. I had sex with sis yesterday. We were playing chess in my room. I mated her, mummy!” said the son proudly.
Mum almost dropped dead!

The pedo bearty approves of this

Mickey is into some strange stuff. Bearty on.

Bearty on Mickey!!
Bearty on Wayne!!

You can’t spell “Mickey” without K-Y®.

always better to start teaching them earlier rather than later

That’s not rain, Mickey!

Needless to say, sex does not always sell.

And THAT kids, is why they call him “Steamboat Willy”

Don’t be silly, protect your willy…

Mickey, did you bring your raincoat?