Now with 20% less embalming fluid!

Now with a ghostly-shaped foam to remind you of the deceased…..

Can I have the Not So Serious juice instead?

Only the freshest newly buried body used.

Not to be taken lightly.

SKOAL!!

Nothing like a “cool one” in the morning!

♫ The best part of waking up, is Grandma in your cup…♫

“We are here at Bangkok Buffet, where we’ve secretly replaced the fine juice they usually serve with detestable liquified putrescence. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!”

For those standing up

Solemn Green is real!

Goes great with braaaiiinnns.

Perfect for waking up… or just a wake.

I seem to recall you collected that stuff when fighting the undead in Ragnarok Online.

Okay, I would have thought that it’s actually supposed to say “grape juice”
But I’ve never seen grape juice that’s slimy green

“Grave juice, Madge?”
“You’re soaking in it.”

Fresh from the coroner’s office!

I think it must have tequila in it because I found a worm at the bottom of my glass.

For guests who prefer cocktail, may we recommend the Molotov cocktail…..

Fuel for that inner zombie!!!!

will cost you an arm and a leg.

Cocktails from the Crypt!

It definitely has a fitting color!

I’ll just have a small glass of Tang, thanks.

Marketing slogan ‘You’ll drink your self to death!’

official drink of the undertaker

Could I please have some Formaldehyde with it?

Does this grave juice look spoiled to you?

The perfect accompaniment to some light reading in the Necronomicon.

@btu: or I could take it to my necromansion.