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Just a trim please…
posted on 12 Aug 2011 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Howard Jesse.
Found in East Beijing, China.
(317 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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Do business up there!
Shave and a haircut, 2 sh*ts.
We live in an age of specialized niche marketing.
Thank God, my donkey’s current hairstyle was thoroughly played out
Does this hairdo make my butt look big?
I’d like it to part down the middle…
STYLIST: so how would you like it?
CLIENT: i brought a picture… can you make it look like THIS?
Gives a new sense to the idea of turning the other cheek…
198 Yen gets you the deluxe package with a shampoo, rub and blow. Dry.
hair down there is hair today, hair tomorrow
Put some class on your ass.
stylist: would you like to put any jell on?
me: yes, please.
make mine a brazillian please
perm mine and dye it light blue plz.
I’ll do a faux hawk with highlights.
Do I have to wipe first?
Please be careful when you apply the hair gel. If my ass ends up like the last time, you will be a sorry ass!
i’d like a Don King please
truth in advertising… this place will cost you your @ss
Just the place for a truly magnificent ass
Just a little off the back, please…
i’ll have the faux-taint
I’ve got all these split ends…
Just a little off the bottom, please
kiss dingleberry farm goodbye!
Finally! Mine is just a mess down there