I’m so high I just got this mullet

It’s good to have goals.

Just Do It.

Got to pot each weekend!

I know how it feels – I’ve been waiting for today’s Engrish for quite some time.

Who says no one wants to be a junkie when they grow up?

I think she means that ” [ It’s not very good weed ] but it will just have to do !”

This must be an exception because usually you can get high in less than one week.

that’s a new one; trying to get high while high: hence the week-long wait

Smoking pot leads to I forget

We, the Engrish, are proud of you.

Got weed?

I know the feeling. Mondays…

Just say “gonna do” to drugs.

Front of T-shirt: I am taken. Please wait for another week.

“Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high”

You can have all the ‘highs’ , girl — High blood pressure, high blood cholesterol, high sugar level , high uric acid ………… If these are not high enough, how about high taxes, high crime rates ……

Why didn’t you come to see me at the beginning of the week?

Friends don’t let friends do shirt.

Tell me about it. I just watched that movie Barfly, and Mickey Rourke feels the same way about alcohol.

personal note: I’ve been waiting a lot longer than a week to get high

I don’t think whoever wrote that waited a week

I’ve been waiting all week to get high and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.