Here is not – repeat, not a dog pasture…

”You! Yes, you, animal of the dog!”

I’m talking to you, animal of you, don’t take home to home without bearing in mind sanitary in public domain places or I’ll scary hate you! One also comes!

“the trouble should not hang to the other”.
That’s a common problem with dogs.

Please defend following of the dog, etc.:

– do not allow for a scary hated one to come to the lovely pet for you
– do not allow for a dog etc. to graze upon the pasture
– take a dog etc. from home to home without throwing it away
– dispose of Fn
– …use..

Soo if it needs to pee what do I do

Even though the expression “public domain” is correctly used, it’s still nice to know there are some things you (or your dog) can do without having to click through a EULA and TOS agreement.

Math majors are so annoying… they dispose all their Fn at the park 😉

Even a half-sane ‘animal of the dog’ owner wouldn’t even think about going to THAT park.

“Throwing it away to the restroom” — sort of like Frisbee Golf, only different..

This is Chuck Norris, your park ranger speaking.
You owner, the animal of the dog. Defend the following instructions so troubles do not hang to the another, otherwise I will roundkick your a** and comes a feeling that is scary hated one also comes.
Oh, and don’t take home to home either!!!

“Are we having Fn yet?”

If Foon is dog poop, I do not want to know what Spork is.

This is all as obvious a dog’s balls on a cat.

It bears it in mind sanitary in the park . . . or it gets the hose — AGAIN! How many times do I have to TELL you this?

Please defend? Is a kung fu fight likely to break out at any minute?

Hmm, let’s see. Scary hated one. Your choice: a. Donald Trump b. Gaddafi c. Warren Jeffs d. Chucky

I animal of the dog will crap in the rubbish bin of the park pee on shoe of Ranger of park cork the leg of person and hang to the other if I feel like it. Teeth of mouth of hated one shall bite on hand that follows of resisting.

More cute smiling puppies. WHERE’S MY HATCHET?

Q. What is the difference between a Cockney barrow-boy and a Dachshound

A. A Cockney barrow-boy bawls out his wares on the paement.

I followed your instruction in not throwing away the Fn but took it from home to home….. but nobody was willing to accept it!

While strolling in Yoyogi-koen,
When no one could see where I was goin’,
I crapped on the grass an the bins in the dark,
And all of the seats for a lark,
For in th gloom none could see what i ”s doin’.

I think this sign was written by a dog.

I pass . . . I’d rather read the Japanese text than the Gibberengrish (!!)

@Ktisune. A Dung Fn fight?

It’s not much fun in the park, what with Park Ranger Etcetera giving me Fn for not following his instructions.

WARNING: Dispose or have Fn.

I think it’s sweet when a dog wags his tail, but I find it absolutely insufferable, though, when he wags his finger.

Yes, many good yocks to be had here, but I really find endearing the picture of doggies put out to pasture amid the cows.

No, I’m fine. I already pastured.

I AM THE DEFENDER OF THE RULES! BEHOLD MY DRAGROPE OF JUSTICE!

Try making a cat stroll.

…use… less confusion

I dont think the dog needs to go poop if you had to use a dragrope to get them to the park.

When it says ‘defend’ it actually means ‘observe’ or ‘follow’ (the rules etc) since the word 守る has both these meanings. That pasture bit was poorly translated. Its supposed to mean something like ‘don’t let your dog run free around the park’ since 放し飼い means letting (a dog) run free but it also means grazing or pasturing.

^Part of what’s so frustrating though is that in Tokyo in particular there are tons of people who could have fixed this. The people who made it just didn’t care.

Actually, you can lead a dog to Yoyogi-koen, but you can’t make him stroll.