Don’t force-feed me your spirituality.

Perfectry observed.

♪♫
I must be agree
Life was not easy for me
But I’m so grad you have this tee
Now I understand it perfectry
♫

I know you are merely trying to tell us how confused you are about this world. If you learn not to take it uneasy, everything will be perfectry …..

This kind of shirt makes my brain deeply uneasy. Also deeply fried.

Uneasy Writer.

This shirt makes a statement. But for the life of me I can’t understand what it is. It’s like talking to a wino.

I select the wearer of this shirt as the imposter.

“Real Spiritual Deeply Feed”?
All I wanted was a Pepsi.

….but what’s in a word…. meaningless, mindless, words….

I selected an imposter observation. It made me insincerely happy.

Por insctrucciones en Español, oprima 1.
For instructions in Engrish, press 2rd.

I thought spiritual moments came during fasting, not feeding.

This guy is a tech writer

Perfectry = Perfectly
Engrish = English
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It’s axiomatic: R = L (and vice-versa).

I see these Engrish mash-ups everyday here in Tokyo. Sometimes it’s funny, but sometimes it just makes my head hurt…the trail of meaningfulness just wanders away into the forest until it is lost in the swampy swamp of perfectry wakanai.

My imposter observation: This Engrish T-shirt is an imposter of a PERFECTLY comprehensible English T-shirt.

Method of use:
– select an imposter
– select some plain clothing for imposter (as shirts etc)
– observe the imposter’s selected clothing AND imposter’s spirit
– in case of sudden enigmatic clothes designs, turn off the computer.

That’s perfectry!

Rud a dud dud,
Three men in a tud.

@Fatkenny. Aha! Im vino veritas.

Ah Houston! We have a probrem

This Houston here. If you ditch that mouthful of Macadamias, I think we can help you.

2coffeebot. Hora homble.

If perfectry is a synonym of perfection, perfectry this isn’t.

Hmm. Which impostor to select? I think I’ll take the one who’s trying to pass for Emma Stone.

You’re not pious!!!