Aww, come here you old port

This port looks like it’s feeling blue, I think it needs a hug.

It certainly feels huggy

“USB Device Not Recognized”
(Not tonight, I’ve got a headache.)

In case of advanced feelings please use a condom (sold separately).

Wrap your arms around me.

Is it a high-speed hug?

USB = Ultra Sensual Body

You should always worry when he offers you a “four port hug.”

so many holes, so little time

“User friendly” has gone too far.

After that, comes the hard-driving

And our longer cables produce better feelings.

Jealous of the Companion Cube?

My computer is feeling low I think it needs a 4 port hug.

Give that USB some TLC!

Obviously not a free hug.

To match the 4Gb DDR3 SD-RIM ??

you were staring at the newer usb 2.0 hub in the electronics store weren’t you? am i not fast enough for you? *cries*

That would be like being hugged by an octopus.

Even before computers, a sailor would have a girl ( HUG ) in every port. And they wouldn’t necessarily stop at four !!

After 4 bottles of Por, I don’t need a hug.

After 4 bottles of Port, I don’t need a hug.

@Chuck. A sailor friend of mine found, that rather than having a girl in every port, he had more success, by getting a little port into every girl.

♫Hud hud me do o♪

And then after the hug, apply that blue thing to the correct body part and you’ll have a party right there!

An electronic hug is devoid of feeling, no matter how many ports there are ……

Buy one and you get a 2 port kiss for free …..

Finally, recognition that “team building” and “Group hug” are interchangeable expressions at work!

Ted Kaczinski wouldn’t like this

ah, ruv.

Show me where the usb hugged you.

Is that considered first dbase?

Now you have an emotional connection with your PC

As long as it’s just a hug. I’m not ready to stick my one in its zero.