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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Tight Dependence Engrish.
All your menu are belong to us
posted on 19 Aug 2011 in Signs
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Photo courtesy of Damien Morgan.
Found at restaurant in Asakusa, Tokyo.
(427 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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Well, that’s called news!
May I see the ADULT Engrish Menu please?
Do you have anything without fried crap in it? I’m allergic to hepatitis A
Oh how they tease!
In AD 2101
Lunch was begining…
Capt: What cooking?
Eng: Somebody set up us the duck.
Capt: We get order.
With Japlish sides
Seems like they also have a Chonese menu.
I know, but I want an English one!
No cheezeburger. Can has cat.
I guess Engrish has gained status as an official language in Japan.
No. It’s Graffiti Menu.
“I’ll have the comical mistranslation with a side order of bizarrely worded imagery and a tall glass of grammar and syntax errors, extra misspellings.”
Menu items incrude:
Steamed Crap
The fire burns the thing with noodle
humburger
and Flied Lice
you’d still end up going to the bathroom afterwards with either menu
I expect nothing less !
Or better, I suppose.
The kanji reads something to the effect of “Chinese menus are at.”
… and we’re gonna keep it so stay away!
And it has seen such menus of course here.
I do hope Engrish.com has patent protection
Ziggy’s the chef.
Gotta love Truth in Advertising.
I have read through your Engrish menu, …errrr……do you have any food that is not burnt, exploded or f**ked?
Now I won’t dare query this . . . THE one nation writing their authentic, NATIVE ranguage ^_^
Very soon, the United Nations will declare it’s Year of the Engrish.
In other words, they’re exactly like their competition !!
I’ll have the sauce burns the leg chicken. I violate the wait-staff if forbidden make it happy.
would you like flies with that?
If only it had said “We have Engrish.com menu” then life would be perfect. This one is still a “5”! Hats off to Damien.
I think we finally got an international language.
As long as the food doesn’t taste Engrish….
Engrish with “engrish” in it will open up a wormhole! Ahhhh!
where the food items don’t have descriptions, they have CAPTIONS
We have Engrish.com submission! Bravo!
I still cant read their menu.
… Do not contact the authorities. We will contact you in 24 hours with our ransom demands.
Well…at least they’re honest…