You should see what they do to joggers

Welcome to the S&M bicycle club.

WARNING: In case you are a peddler who might actually enjoy being clamped down, we’ll immediately release you!

Or tied to a tree

It might actually mean, only non-peddling violators will be clamped down.

@Algernon: To a checkout tree

skateboarders will be waterboarded

We’re clamping down on crime in this town!

…per order of the vice squad.

For loitering we’ll just screw your pelvis to the coffee table.

Seems like this is their second attempt at a translation. I wonder what was originally underneath that sticker.

NOT THE CLAMPS! D:

But if you’re only a violator, we’ll serve you a DO DO Coffee and give you a chance to try again!

Don’t clamp my style !

Some violators like being clamped down.

And ther female officers will crack-down on all men wearing skimpy swimsuits.

…… or hung up!

They’re peddling like hell by the trackside,
Really setting their muscles alight,
Awaiting the police to provide,
A clamp-down on a velocipedite.

And they will be eaten by Leopards, Tigers and other Mac OS.

…When we’re working for the clampdown
We will teach our twisted speech
To the young believers
We will train our blue-eyed men
To be young believers….
“Clampdown” – The Clash

“Gonna Get the CLAMPS!” – Clamps, Futurama

Clamped by Jed Clampet. (You young-uns probably don’t have the faintest idea who I’m talking about).

screw the tour de france. i wanna see the tour of taiwan.

hmmm…. should I become the violator or the violated?

Cadel Evans: “Don’t clamp me, bro! Don’t clamp me!”

If you weren’t interested in peddling before, you sure are now.

i enjoy a clamp every now and then

(I think that in the sense of hawkers of goods, being clamped down on, this makes closer to sense ;))

Pedal the carts away, pedlars 😉 They are a bit too attached to a no-peddle area there, and you want to avoid being clamped in yourselves!

I think they meant to say “violators will be arrested”…

Slightly depressing that most of the people laughing at the misuse of English by the Chinese don’t know the difference between “peddle” and “pedal”.