To help you forget

Darling, the tea you gave to me last nght was too strong.

It’s the kind of tea where one needs to add vodka instead of water.

For the night before and the morning after.

Dude, where’s my teacup?

Light one up.

A little leaf of the bush that bit ya?

China’s version of Irish Coffee

I got so drunk last night that I needed a bottle of whiskey the next morning.

Is this related to the japanese body bags?

Try our three delicious new flavors: Earl Grey Goose; Absolut Pekoe; and gin, ginseng, and tonic.

When even the tea bags got drunk…

I’ve heard that Camomile is a real party animal.

I didn’t know it was possible to squeeze “Oh my God, if you let me survive this morning, I promise I’ll never drink again as long as I live…” into a tea bag.

Looks like SOMEBODY got teabagged last night.

Instant hangover.

Getting drunk at a tea party? Must have been on Long Island.

is that the funny tea?

I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly tea bag. But I sure have woken up with a few.

My Blood-Herb-Level was above 0.08

But can it do anything for the Eating Taco Bell the Night Before?

Technically speaking, a tea can be drunk. Because the verb in the passive voice is the past participle form, therefore ACTIVE: “(Subject) drink tea”, PASSIVE: Tea is drunk. “Get” is the wrong word here.

I’m a little teapot short and stout.
Please call a lawyer and bail me out.

Teetotalers are such hypocrites.

Caution: consuming this tea will have made you retroactively drunk the night before.

Contains alcohol and thiotimoline. Use with caution.

regimen house, a sip of hindsight… never tasted so good.

I got a woman, wanna bawl all day
I got a woman, she won’t be true, no
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
I said I got a little woman and she won’t be true

Led Zep