Take notice of this notice!

Please, wherever you are!

Yes. I can see you are under my feet.

Hi, are you behind of the the beard, Please?

Just behind the blade of grass.

This is the way the Chinese call out an S.O.S.

OK, if you’re really there, we promise we’ll make an Engrish T-shirt out of you!

Whatever it is, it’s coming across the bridge and it’s glad to see us

Please do not inside!

Thankfully someone had the common sense to put up a sign to point that out, otherwise we may never have known

Makes you wonder how many wise sayings originate from badly translated tourist information…

That’s a great quotation from Confucius.

I am, therefore I please.

It was only a matter of time before all those “you are here” signs would become self-aware.

Caution: Do not run into me

Help! Help! I’m trapped inside the sign! Don’t look directly into it, it’s a trap!

Hello. I am here.
Please _______________________

(Insert appropriate request in the space indicated.)

Sign seems a little codependent

Herro prease

The Man Who Isn’t Here.

@ Chuck:
(Please) zoom out.

A sign is a sign, no matter how small.

…And then the signmaker got caught by a sea serpent.

Someone didn’t get my South Park reference, I see. Oh well.

This is what happens when you put a sign in the middle of nowhere.

I am here, too. Please don’t

Who needs the GPS app when you have this sign.

well…well…whoever you are, it sure doesn’t look like there are that many of you left.

waldo’s getting desperate, i see…

Beam me up Scotty.

Please do not pee on the seat?

I was there, but not anymore. Starting next week I will be around. Thank you.

All li.

Is it me you’re looking for?

Can anyone tell us what the Chinese actually says? Thanks!

It reminds me of a fire extinguisher irony…

Ha Ha 😀

That’s something like in The Simpsons
“You are here where not!”

@NyaNya The Chinese says: “Flowers and plants are also alive, please show mercy”

Ah yes, there you are.

dirt EXISTS!

Helllloooooo…. I’m Chandler… Could I BE wearing any more clothes!?

I though a message in a bottle was more traditional, but I guess that only works at sea.

Looks like the translator ran afoul of candlej

I am here too, Can you see me please…….

Control ,

I’m here

Maybe if you were better-looking… anyone notice the condition of the sign? That was the first thing I saw. Very rough and weathered.