Meet last week’s unemployed

In the future, it’s always 1985.

Welcome to the future … Since 1985 ….

Is that a symbol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

@jjhitt: same time, man, same time….. 😀
But listen, future is obsolete, let’s talk about the hard symbol:
Is this endorsed by Prince?

Very hard to get a job if you are a graduate of the Future College

If you fail your final exams you can always supplement your welfare payments by dressing up in the leopard skin and trying your luck in Ginza after dark

The symbol of Future College proudly sponsored by Pfizer.

What a sales pitch… 3 stars and a B. How do I sign up?

1985 … The year of “Back to the future”. If you fail your exams you just need a De Lorean and try again.

Where is this leading

I coud learn to speak Engrish… if it’s not veryhard?

Future college.. a people!

This college is so f***ing future.

No wonder Future College is so hard: history class covers stuff that hasn’t even happened yet.

It’s too bad they didn’t decide to call it Future University instead of College. Then when people ask “So where do you go to school?” you could answer “F U”.

@FatKenney: it’s actually an abbreviation. Future is a United College and it’s based in Kyoto. All correspondence should be addressed to the head office: Future United College (Kyoto) ‘OFF’

Founded in 1985, their school colors are hot pink and black.

I’ll take that job now, thanks. There’s a diploma in my future.

We’re sending you back-to the future!

It’s known as Future college because of the waiting list.

Here’s your diploma, and your flux capacitor.

I’m glad it’s a college for a people.
You learn more at those than the ones for cat and dog.

Since its inception in 1985, Future College has only had 3 apeople who’s ever gotten a B (Future College doesn’t give A’s) because it’s veryhard.

My major is Flying Cars with a minor in Hovercraft. Gotta go. My jetpack is double parked.

Future veryhard, past not so much.

Obviously they don’t do majors in English.

Here at Future College, we very hard apeople. Appry now!

Ph.D.’s driving cabs very hard since 1985.

WTS! White trash syndrome.

Erection Party!

I’ve got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year — buys a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they’re only getting better
I’m doing all right, getting good grades
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

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Past College
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