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I tried talking to the tree but no response!
Must be the 10 items or less aisle.
Late checkouts are at 2 mid
I can see the when, but I can’t see the where
There’s no hotel, but a tree sign there,
Hunging…..
Ever felt like there aren’t enough hours in a day?
Don’t worry; we’ll add more!
See you at the checkout at noon. Please bring your own internet connection.
Check out of WHAT?
Check out your IQ at noon – trust our brain tree specialists!
You have to use a tooki tooki bird to order room service.
This is why I hate Daylight Savings Time
Checkout = early pay
IO = Jupiter’s moon
Noon = 12 o’clock
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Me = confuse
SYSTEM.Exception.Error : IO Port Not Ready : Checked Out
@ jjhitt: C:\ Error not found. Non-analog beard required.
It must be behind of the tree and it must be frightened.
Bird hotels use a different time system than human hotels.
The bar is open till 2am midnight
BbUT I DON’T HAVE AN iONOON TO CHECK OUT!! p:(
Checking out? Sorry it is only 3 Noon right now. Please wait 7 more hours.
”Your credit card has expired. Please try again at midnight.”
♪♪ You check out any time you like, but you can never leave…. ♪♪
what the phở…
Hi? I am in front of the sign, Please
They assured me a comfortable stay that is really close to nature, but I never expected it to be a tree dwelling! The good news is the late checkout time, 10 noon to be exact …..
As opposed to 10 midnight, 10 evening or 10 morning. So basically either Never or Whenever You Want.
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave
New-fangled metric time, i see…
Time is not of the essence in Vietnam.
Midday is what you make of it………