You’ve got chocolate all over your mouth. Tres chic!

They look nice around your neck.

Looks more like redbull to me

[sings] Gimme a break, gimme a break…Break me off a piece of that fashionable bar!

Yes, I take a crunch break every 3,776m.

Sponsored by FTV

Wow, it’s actually autographed by Mount Fuji

‘After the break: FTV’s exclusive Chocolate Fashion Show! Choco Channel presents new 2011 autumn/winter collection, directly from Fuji mountain top on 3,776 metres. Beautiful ‘sweet clothing’ for young generations. Everything from chocolate coat, crunchy boots, sticky accessories to revolutionary Nutfella liquid make-up. Be wear, and Bon Appétit!’

Oh No! Red Mt. Fuji. Volcanic activities coming.
Wait! It’s spewing chocolate!

Here’s your Fuji Crunch bar. Wear it well.

Mount Fuji is a giant chocolate cake with sugar frosting? Why didn’t I know this earlier? Now where is my shovel…

Candy Mountain, Charlie!

This is Mt. Fuji.
This is Red Mt. Fuji on chocolate.
Any questions?

oh dear, Red Mt Fuji, I trust that has nothing to do with the Japanese Red Army.
or has the Red Army reformed, and turned into really sweeties?

its Mr. mt. Fuji’s new line of chocolate jewelry, red fuji chocolate crunch. take yourself a break a little and buy your wife one of our fine chocolate jewelry. it’ll shut her up for a while.

No, I take a break alot!

This is a public service announcement in Engrish. It really should read, “Red mount fudgy at 3776 meters? Have piles? This is bad, very bad. Take a break and see at doctor.”