The only thing worse than ants in the kitchen

Oh, did I mention that we’ll be cooking?

As long as you don’t mind sausages.

Japanese stationary identified as source of recent German E coli outbreak. Printers charged.

Or even stationery…

I see adorable dead people… O_O

Mama…?

Long brown amorphous thing in frying pan… Mind if I call out for pizza?

That’s not fair; you can’t even begin to compare cooking on earth to cooking in zero-G!

Waiter… there are condoms marching around on my table.

Waiter, there’s ectoplasm in my soup.

Is the middle ghost a female marsupial?

If you open your refrigerator and it says “Zuul”, don’t let it come to this. Call Ghostbusters.

funny story, we cooked the children…

Pampoo cook, Pampoo pee, Pampoo poop, all other puke!

I like my baked potatoes deboned, myself.

There is no mother… Only ZOOL!

The next logical step after the Cooking Mother Kit…

Ghost Toasties?

The funny bit is that they died of food poisoning.

Long brown amorphous thing? It’s either Mr. Hankey or just a cigar.

Better stick with Boo Berry cereal.

The ghost of a baby, stabbed with a kitchen knife.

Hi kids, we’re having fried turd again!

Ahhh… those awesome Chinese haunted kitchens..