Crappy food…

Two girls & a cup… with sprinkles

They certainly got the picture right, corn & all.

With a smooth creamy texture and a bouquet to boot.

Poo off!

MicroSweet’s OS for iPoo stinks!

Hey Waiter! I find some hard brownies in there. That’s not soft as it advertises.

I want some hardware, please.

Yuck! Take your poo to the loo.

The desserts are crap.

It’s 64 bit.
A bit of this, a bit of that and whole lot of this.

It’s people! Poo Poo is made out of people!

No, wait, it’s poo.

“I’ll have the stool-softener sundae with whipped prune topping and bran sprinkles.”

What a way to describe a piece of generic crap: “Sweet, poo, soft” 😀

Waiter! I’d like a refund please. This poo tastes like ice cream

I hope waitresses don’t wear this https://engrish.com/2010/01/diarrhoea/

Even the first line of Japanese text looks vaguely like the word Poo-Poo.

Their dessert chef is from the mainland. His name is Hoo Flung Poo.

More poo-chef than sous-chef.

Hey… that’s not chocolate…

‘Daddy, I want foamy moustache and a sweet squid poo!’
‘You have to take care of your beard before that, kid.’

Just the dessert to have after the Poo-Poo Platter!

i guess ppl really would prefer crap that tastes like chocolate over chocolate that tastes like crap

mmmmm Chocolatey!

Sweet poo soft
Sour poo hard

SweetPooSoft: Better than BitterPoo Hard, worse than cookies.

Woah, this tastes like crap! Congrats to the cook!

eat da poo poo

Definitely not a five-star place!

For the constipated diner.

True story: the owner of this ice cream stand worked at the Coogee Bay Hotel.

Do you smell something odd?