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Does it accept non-returnable currencies?
For those with credit cards: please use unrecycling machine next to it.
My wife doesn’t look anything like that.
“Garbage in – Cash out.”
Muck to bucks!
Press
[1] Confederate Dollars
[2] Enron Stock Certificates
[3] Hell Money
[4] New Orleans Subway Tokens
Yo’ Cash Ain’t Nothin’ But Trash.
The ultimate money laundering machine.
Do Not Litter
The Chinese is planning to export this to Zimbadwe
The magic way to control inflation – while Bernanke prints, the Chinese recycle.
Finally a solution for all those inconsiderate people who litter the environment with their dirty cash.
What happens when Guido’s Money Laundry gets shut down.
Caution: do not insert your arms and other body parts.
Going green – with your green.
I wish my money would recycle instead of just disappearing.
Don’t waste your unwanted cash, it could be useful to someone else, like the bank.
If it makes dollars into British pounds, I’m there.
The next big growth industry when hyperinflation sets in.
It will actually turn your cash into something useful!
Enron stock certificates in, Confederate War Bonds out.
Who says China isn’t environmentally conscious. They’ll take your old money and turn it into something useful.
Method of use:
1. Take the wallet
2. Slip carefully all available paper currency into the slot
3. Go away
Finally, an alternative to throwing cash away!
When you think about it, if you can both deposit and withdraw money from the same machine, it is sort of recycling…
When you think about it, if you can both deposit and withdraw money from the same machine, it is sort of recycling…
That’s one way to fight inflation! Does it recycle it into something actually useful like perhaps, an egg carton?
Communism at its best…
We’ll pay you 50 cents for every kilogram of old notes you put in…..
Hmmmm…. what if I’ll gonna try dump my garbage into that machine and see if the garbage will turn into bajillion peso bills? Who knows? hmmmm… ^_~
In China, people rarely keep a lot of cash on them unless they are shopping. When they are done shopping, they bring any unused cash to one of these machines, which is basically an ATM that accepts deposits. The cash is “recycled” in that it is automatically sorted, counted, and ultimately dispensed to somebody else who requests a withdrawal later on. This is much cheaper for the banks, who would otherwise need to use an armor car service to pick up the deposited cash.
This is actually the correct term for these machines – it’s not a mistake!
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?