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Jag-off-off
It’s like a cold shower in every tube!
Photo courtesy of Derick Jansen.
Chinese product found in South Africa.
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Horniness: Gone in 60 seconds!
Destroys your libido with one mouthful.
“I love you like I love a banana!”
Horniness removed = No seeds attached!
Botanics killed my mojo!
I usually think about Lady Gaga to do that…
I can guess what you do with the cucumber.
Isomalt, Saccharin, 5-Nitro-2-propoxyaniline, Aspartame-acesulfame, Sucrononic acid, Sodium cyclamate….
Yeah, you’re right. I’ve lost it.
These sweet words will ‘grow’ on you, but just like poison ivy – it removes your horniness in 1 minute.
It’s such a turn off when you talk about fruit dear.
Please use together with a polite verbal auto-suggestions!
I thought this kind of treatment would have an opposite effect … ?
My wife must be buying this stuff by the crate.
The very best way to lose it is to use it.
A parent’s hidden tool to fight prom night traditions.
It isn’t the juice that’s a turnoff, it’s the general seediness of it all.
You are all bloody sweet talks, I don’t want it any more.
New alternative punishment / treatment / prevention for sex offenders.
Sweet words from a half-orange is highly discouraging
Nude pictures of Whoopi Goldberg will do that too.
Horniness to go, please.
NO!! I don’t find Bananas to be a phallic symbol.
High in potasium nitrate (saltpeter).
Now I know why it doesn’t come!
Fruit can do that?
Me so not horny. Me not love you for hours…. Me not earn dollar.
Botanic sweet words:
Attributed to Ben Franklin on the salutary effects of billets doux:
Passionate prose
On paper pink
Doth make the maidens
**** like mink.
“Pietty Cieam”? That’s not Engrish– that’s Engiish!
contains no passionfruit
A minute? Yeah, that’s about right…
Translating “keratin” (literally, horn substance) too literally. 😀
If horniness is gone for 4 hours or more, please consult your doctor.
Inside it simply contains a picture of Gaga.
The deluxe edition keeps Justin Beiber. (No longer in sale due to cause of permanent penile dysfunction.
My ex can do that in five seconds.
The Mamas & Papas hated this stuff. Ever heard this song? “Words of love, soft and tender, won’t win her. Worn out phrases won’t get you want to go…”
You’re forgetting mannitol, sorbitol, glycerol, alitame, thaumatin, neohesperidine dihydrochalcone, maltitol, lactitol, xylitol, erythritol or sucralose.