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I’ll take a dozen dozen
Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.
Photo courtesy of Verona B.
“Authenticity Card” that came with replica Louboutin shoes.
(186 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
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Amazing shoes that lengthen the leg. What next legs all the way to the neck.
And does the high-heeled version make rich rich?
@Algernon: Not only do they lengthen the leg. They make the top bigger.
Do not watch arc. Wear eye protection.
Click the heels three times and say “There’s no place like waterproof waterproof home”.
Echolalia classic classic, Inc.
I don’t need Taiwan to release my friction. I want to maintain my traction.
Doubly waterproof, but not doubly proofread.
Oh wow! That is a big big pair shoes to fill.
You won’t need them if your legs already go all the way up.
Well, if this authenticity card does not allay your doubts, you are really just too suspicious!
The Project: To rebrand mis-matched carny galoshes as haute coutre.
The Contractor: A randomly selected cocaine fueled advertising executive
The Result: ‘Slender yet beautifully thick waterproof waterproof shoes with friction releasing arc buffering for increased comfort & visible leg lengthening, whilst maintaining a repeatedly slender slender type of intimacy that is nonetheless ubiquitous in the interrelated families of Europe & the USA.’
The Outcome: Charlie Sheen orders 50 000 pairs & asks for ‘facetime’ with the designer
You love shoes long time…
Ma Ying-jeou is in charge of thick waterproof waterproof Taiwan.
Reflect the style of the Big Top! Get your clown shoes today!
It seems that Jacob Two-Two isn’t doing very well nowadays…
Big top style shoes. Dang, I almost passed an entire sandwich through my nose on that one!
Like most female footwear – Christian Lobotomy shoes.
Scotty, More Power!
Captn’ I canna buffer to pre-charge the arc!
Fully pre-charge-of-arc buffered, and definitely top of clown!
The official shoes of Little Caesers. Pizza! Pizza!
Christian Louboutin = authentical shoes.
Christian Louboution = a bit less authentical shoes.
In the end, I chose to leave Big Top America for waterproof waterproof Taiwan.
While walking in my new Christian Louboutins I hear calliope music.
– Bozo
What an epic brand name.
What what?
Clown nose NOT included!
Please, sign makers, buy a period…