Herbert Q Beelzebub, Governor

This is what happens when someone forgets to turn of the fun after living.

“Our top story tonight: Reports indicate Donald Trump recently acquired controlling shares of the Pearly Gates in a hostile takeover. Saint Peter has released a statement indicating that he has been fired.

You can’t even escape through death.

Heavenly Choir: on | OFF
Hellish Smoke and Flame: on | OFF
Valhalla Beer Bust: ON | ON

Must be a new insurance company own by Warren Buffett

You will be fine. After life.

Not Before

Zombie attack?

Before: out of control
After: life

The ultimate Life Recycling Machine.

But what of the suburban after life?

Best of both worlds…?

Once you sign our work contract , you won’t be able to work for the opposition, even in hell.

Wow, I know China wants to control its currency but that’s a little extreme even for them.

And you thought control of the internet was a daunting task.

Various out of control also offered for.

Beijing cemeteries are getting creative.

Perhaps, an admonition to the Chinese citizenry to invest in gold, rather than T-bills?

Nobody expects a zombie acquisition!

Whose grave is that? Deng Xiaoping’s?

Sounds like the Ventruclan are losing their grip over the masquerade. Or are expanding volently.

all your base are belong to us..