Shine on, you sexy diamond

It’s not Engrish, it’s Amelican.

…and I am the sexiest thing at the I Am Truck Stop.

I cap, therefore I am.

What hub or petrol

Well, you’re certainly some sort of cap…rhymes with truck…you’ve got 3 guesses

Sexy Diamond CD., LTD: Fashion for the unsophisticated.

♪♫ “I Am Truck Cap, hear me roar…” ♫♪

Goes well with an I Am T-Shirt.

♫♪ “I’m too sexy for my diamond, too sexy for my diamond…I’m a truck cap, ya know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the capwalk…” ♫♪

The “I Am Prius” hat is a lacy, powderpuff blue sun bonnet.

I am what I am.

Sexy Popeye CD., LTD

For Neck of Red.

♪♫ Shine on you sexy diamond ♪♫

Optimus Prime was pissed they didn’t have one in his size.

At least it isn’t Elmo’s f*ck cap.

HELLO TRUCK CAP. AND WHO IAM?

Hello, and I am brain specialist. Let’s Hospital!

Well you look more like baseball cap.

I’m going to get me one of these…and walk into a badass country bar.

Soon after production began, the creative department all quit and joined a Shinto monastery.

ah, THIS cap. Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.

”You reached for the truck cap too soon, only made this noon, shine on you sexy diaaamond!”

I am truck crap.

Ashton Kutcher worn by

Looks like Judah Friedlander missed one

I AM TRUCK CAP!
HEAR ME ROAR!

Keep on truckin’