I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

…but I can’t afford it so I bought this lousy T-shirt instead

My mom got a set of silicone DD’s and all I got was this lousy T shirt.

And we have a new number one on the list of ‘things not to give your girlfriend / boyfriend on a first date’

That I agree with.
It’s the rest of you that I can’t stand.

I agree with the brown paper bag over the face.

When beautiful juice just isn’t enough.

Unless it’s performed at the SoSo Hospital.

This is an example of “some other text may go here”, a more discreet alternative to the initially proposed upfront “You’re ugly”.

No botox for this little black duck

We’re gonna need a bigger t-shirt!

When subtle hints just aren’t enough, say it with a t-shirt.

…that you are still overpriced.

But that cosmetic surgery does not agree with you.

Following the announcement of the Botox recall, few eyebrows were raised !

…but I strongly disagree with the plastic surgery. I hate plastic imitations. Give me the real leather surgery, maitresse.

I agree that cosmetic surgery was needed for the dog… to remove all the cosmetics that he swallowed. I was wondering what had happened to my lipstick and eyeshadow! Dumb mutt…

How else should we deal with all the ugly people.

Nice to meat you, Iam truck cap. Iam agree with brain surgery. Let’s hospital!

I am agree as well… if they just put my left ear back on the other side of the nose..

You obviously agreed to the prefrontal lobotomy as well.

Cosmetic Surgery is heathy for Bady.