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Hand cleaner
Dissolves rusty nails in seconds. Deters rats and little sisters!
Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Seoul, Korea.
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The Japanese are buying a lot of these to clean up the radiation.
…in the basket.
Let me tell you right now, when I get to be a fairy princess, I’m gonna have more important things to worry about than your skin type. You got that?
Is there anythoing this hand cleaner cannot do.
Caution: do not use common harmful things hand cleaner with common people glasses. Explosion may result.
Fairy Godmother to Cinderella: “And remember, at midnight the spell will be broken. The coach will turn back into a pumpkin, your ball gown will turn back into rags, and your hands will once again be filthy.”
When the toad doesn’t turn into a Prince.
Nicholas Cage has bought the rights.
“Dirty in as little as 10 Seconds”
We have extracted the clean of many common harmful things, making them even more harmful in the process.
And then the fairy princess beat the crap out of the crap out of the dirty with her wand, in about ten seconds. The end.
“A pleasant beauty life of a natural science”?
Let’s see; Dirt? Germs? “Common harmful things”?
Geology!
Biology!
Toxicology!
@ Chuck: Or, “From 0 to dirty in 10 seconds”
I often dream of fairy princesses when using their hand lotion. It’s not just for hands anymore!
I thought the purpose of cleaning was to stop being dirty….
“A pleasant beautiful life of a natural science”.
So – one squirt and you are biology?
Classic two steps forward–one step back
Better than getting the hose again!
the korean dirty little secrets as little as 10 seconds…
Before: Claen of common harmful things (hands, face, glasses, fairy princess, Bacterium … )
After: Let’s dirty in less than 10 seconds!
I clean of common harmful things (which takes several hours.)
I make them dirty again in 10 seconds.
I am Hand Cleaner.
I must live in a fairy palace. Every time I clean my house of many common harmful things, it’s dirty again in about 10 seconds.
Approved by the Winx Club.
I thought the ony thing a “Fairy Princess” worried about was ending up with a “Fairy Prince”.
Company director to R&D officer:: I want you to come up a product which can generate repeat sales.
R&D officer: How about a hand cleaner that cleans hands and then dirties them again in 9 seconds?
Company director : …………………… (speechless)
A hand cleaner that makes you feel dirty!
I generally take a lot more than 10 seconds when I dream of a fairy princess.
Evidently, the Koreans are big on the “hygiene hypothesis”.
Dream of a fairy princess, get your hands dirty in 10 seconds and then buy A Pleasant Beauty Life Brand Hand Depiliator to remove the hair from your palms.
That 10 seconds though — it’s got to put the consumer into the Guinness Book of World Records, and low on a list of blind dates.
Ah, so this is their secret.
Hmm, a product that cleans you of harmful things and then makes you dirty in less than 10 seconds, must be sanctioned by the Catholic Church.
It puts the hand cleaner on it’s skin or else it gets harmful things again.
The next product will be made for the fairy formerly known as princess.
But does it remove horniness?