For clean, romontic fun

I shouldn’t have to no to worry what I just read!

Okay… about this “sexual intercourse in the front and back” part…?

Yeah baby, trust me…the fungi and bacteria on my private part is totally under control now. So how about some front an back action after a bit of romontic tender feeling of my personal status?

I think I’m having a germ irruption…

Oh, make your mind up already – do you wanna kill germs or defend them?

So it’s not KY jelly then.

To have peace of mide, is outright morontic!

Argh! Fungi! I hate finding mushrooms growing downthere.

Dainshu Washing Liquid: The Secret Life of Mister Clean.

WARNING: Using with Dr. Bronner’s Soap may result in permanent psychosis. Dilute!

Okay… about this “sexual intercourse in the front and back” part…

It says to shower everyday, or else you’re going to get it front and back. I usually go oral in that circumstance but everyone has their own style.

I’m more curious about the iso-whats? I think the translator didn’t understand either, hence the capital letters and question mark. It sounds pretty serious with the exo-enzyme and the fungi killing and the making your romontic tender and everything. I wonder what happens if you just wash your face with it.

For real fun try Bucket-O-Suds Truck Wash Powder.

“You’ve got iso-WHAT???!!!”

The iso-WHAT is the main active ingredient in this product. Don’t ask us what exactly it is, though.

Give your private parts that freshly skinned feeling all day long!

‘iso-WHAT?’
‘ According to instructions, up to 6400, I guess. Although, at this level of
sensitivity, infection becomes quite problematic – but availablely to kill Bacteria to prevent it, to both subjects in front AND back of the lens likely.
You have no to worry.’

Now I know why they called me ‘Pizza-face’! It’s because of the funghi!

This is, for reasons unknown, quite sexually-oriented washing-liquid.

So I’m guessing the woman in the background image is the source of this “germ irruptive.” Well then just look out for her and you won’t have to worry.

It must be safe because they didn’t waste any research money on translation.

Sounds like an endorsement for “Abstinence Only.”

Take a shower on every day …..or else it gets the hose again… in the front and the back!

I say-WHAT?

The text on the right sounds like drunken engrish ramblings.

Duanshu or Dianshu Liquid Can: man wash or lady wash?

One would wonder. How? If they have to read all this jazz first. They ever had time to produce, nigh on 1.5 billion Chinese.

Is this dish-washing liquid?
Because I don’t think my dishes are getting it on when I close dishwasher door.

I still have no peace of mide…

Anti-Aids soap? What a breakthrough

A young Chinese named Wong,
Put some Dianshu on his dong,
But it shrank his great treasure,
For at the last measure,
Mr Wong’s dong was two inches long.

… O sweet Jesus! ……

just when you thought no further fun could be had at Easter…..

i darent open my mouth 😀

“Do you return the iso-WHAT?”. Hm, I always thought sex is supposed to return an iso-WHO!

I’m Czar Nicolas and I approve this product for tender Romanov feeling.

Cent of the man wash and lady wash.

Translation : Penny for your thoughts on this product.

@iLock : Don’t confuse the washing-up liquid with the washing-down liquid.

“in the front AND the back”……iso-WHAT?!?!

Yeah…I can just hear Herpes germs saying “OH CRAP! NOT DAINSHU WASHING LIQUID!!!”

e.coli… you are NOT the father [/maury]

@Chuck: Ah true, I didn’t think of that! Haha 🙂

Hey I returned the iso-WHAT yesterday and still got the sexually transmitted disease germ in the front and the back. I wan’t a refund!

Man wash or lady wash – iso-heathy for bady!

Baby, I’m a about to give you a piece of mide from the front… AND from the back!

I-so haawwwwwwny.

I just can’t bring myself to return the iso-WHAT.

♪♫ They call me Mr. Romontic totally fontostic! ♪♫

I want this to protect my germs.

Don’t return iso-what. There are crackdowns on file sharing, Just download it and then log off the torrent.

The iso…WHAT?! NOW I’M CREEPED OUT!

Wait…what about oral sex? Ah, crap! Now I can’t have clean sex!