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Blatant sheepism
posted on 3 Apr 2011 in Signs
Baa Baa, blacksheep, have you any bowel control?
Photo courtesy of Steve and Nicole.
Found behind a toilet door in Japan.
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You have to be carefule of wolves.
Blah, Blah, Blacksheep left behind tons of wool.
Remember to clean up after your black sheep. You know what I’m talking about.
No! is not there. No thing. I look it all around carefully and only got Baa’d.
Is there or is not thing there? to ask John Carpenter, is like.
I think they’re reminding you to flush.
Oh, that’s just Nathan the New Zealander
There are some serious dark shits…
Black sheep, white sheep, whatever sheep: As long as they’re alive they’re gonna be leaving it behind.
The mix of serif and sans-serif typefaces in Chinese translation is cute and really wrong too.
Mary had a little lamb
His name was Sonny Jim
She put him in the toilet
To see if he could swim
Sirence of the Rambs
Interestingly, my Chinese friend says that the Chinese translation underneath it is also incomprehensible. Would that be Jinese?
Behind the door, only the sign left.
Behind the blacksheep – nothing. Once there was some Thing, but they took It away. Probably for special effects.
Mary had a little Lamb,
It ran around a’gruntin,
The teacher got annoyed with it,
And kicked its gruntin’ behind rather severely.
Actually, in Australia, our politicians produce tons of that same material daily.
Here I sit, blacksheep a-flexin’,
Giving birth to another….
(Guess the answer. It rhymes.)
This is the male blacksheep’s toilet. No female blacksheep allowed. This means ewe!
*sigh* Blacksheep are usually the ones left behind…*sob*
Zen Outhouse – the sound of one hand crapping.
…Texan
Take your dags with you.
That sign`s for visitors from Australia, where men are men and sheep are nervous.
Yeah, bad kids in families usually leave floaters.
Baa baa blacksheep, don’t forget to flush.
There is not the thing left behind the Blacksheep.
There is also not the thing right behind the Blacksheep.
Because the Blacksheep is behind the door.
I’m totally blanking on which of Shakespeare’s plays this is from. Anyone have any idea?
A Midsummer Night’s Swirly.
Attention!
You may not pass this point until you answer the koan.
You mean “Bleatant Sheepism”
I know, I know, it’s baa-aad
As far as I know, Pappy Boyington didn’t leave anything behind.
There could be only one thing left behind of the blacksheep: a dead bady.
Damn monogrians! leaving their black sheep on my great warl!
Is not there the thing left before of the living?
My sheep has been constipated lately.
Excuse please, your thing is showing.
So japanese people use livestock to wipe their butts! How very interesting. One of the things I have to get used to when visiting.
Got the email wrong on above post. Sry.
I can testify from my own sheepish family that is the blacksheep that gets purposely left behind.
It’s not there. /sob/
First seen when taking the lambs to pasture.
Where is the blacksheep, anyway?