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posted on 12 Apr 2011 in Chinglish
Inappropriately, you’re welcome.
Photo courtesy of Blake Stilwell.
Sign found outside Forbidden City in Beijing.
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@Faulty Wiring: How do you know the Kiwi Nathan? His last name starts with a P? I’m trying to leave my e-mail as the bold click-on URL of my name, otherwise humor me here please. Sorry folks, thum-boo me to hades if you must, but this IS about forgiving inconveniences, after all…
“There’s a convenient time for forgiving, and a time for going on sightseeing tour”
(Ecclesiastes, 3 – 7.5)
“Because the important activity (read: monkeys), is gone on a sightseeing tour by you (and by “you” I mean you monkeys) bring about forgiving inconveniently (exaggerated genuflection, obsequiousness), please.
Problem solved.
And exactly what is the important activity that caused this “is” fellow to go on a sightseeing tour? Maybe a meeting with “was”?
Yet another “We’re still learning English here, please excuse inconvenience” disclaimer !
Dear visitor, please forgive us our bad-English signs and do not lead us onto sightseeging tours !
IT IS LIKE THAT ! Sorry !
Forgive us our inconveniences
And lead us not into a sighseeing tour
For Thine is the Important Activity
What did you say? Important activity gone on a sightseeing tour by ME?!
Well… when it comes back, I’ll conveniently non-forgive them!
OK… then I must be satisfied, is like.
Please forgiving us not to witness tanks over running protestor in Tianamenn square.
The Casa Nostra never forgives inconveniently.
In China, sightseeing tour views you!
And that is why I cant come in to work today.
When the important activity is away, the inconveniently forgiving will play.
The State Police is waiting for you at the entrance for your confession.
When will they be back
The person in charged has gone on an important activity, a sight seeing tour to bring you more products to the museum. Sorry for any inconvenient.
hahaha. Good thing the important activity is gone!
I won’t be bringing my forgiving, much less inconveniently. You have to ask me nicely.
A “please” does not cover up the language thankyousomuch.
If it’s on a sightseeing tour, I suppose it will be kind of inconvenient to forgive it–should I leave a note?
Neo has an epiphany:
Woah! … There is no important activity….