See you at 8 O’Cloak

Wooden performers.

Heard ’em at the Soak Hop

New Kids on the Bloak! 😀

And the photographer goes: “Loak at me! Good, now lipsink Knoaking on Heaven’s Doar!”

Roak, Roak, Roak Your Boak, Genty Down The Steam.

Roak Until Ya Croak.

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These guys soak.

The band members stood in confused silence when asked to play Roak around the Cloak.

As opposed to a jizz grope

Roak around the cloak.

We have both kinds…roak and roal

When you can’t really rock, roaking is the next best thing.

Roak out with your coak out!

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Well, they’re no Amy-Yumi…

They’re “Star Ocean” fans.

No, thanks. I prefer foak music.

I think I pray Guital Helo

The Chinese Milli Vanilli?

do he sing or wap

I’m between a roak and a hoard plaice.

Go easy on them. They’re bland new at this.

i rike to jump into a marsh pit!

I wonder what are they looking at so tentatively.

Roak Band’s sphincters tightened in unison as Simon Cowell crushed their hopes by calling them Alvin and the Hamsters.

Radical Original Asian Kamikaze Band

this band roaks my soaks.

The Chinese Invasion of the 10s.

Who are those douchebags anyway? Any punk with a guitar could have been there and it would still say ROAK AND ROLL!

Roak on