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Great wall of broads…
posted on 2 Mar 2011 in Chinglish
Dude, I saw your mom at the Great Wall…
Photo courtesy of Tig a ling.
Taken in ChongHua, GuangDong, China.
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There’s a lot of noise on the line.
Teriffic upload speeds
Well that will sure increase tourism.
Only $3.00 a minute.
The perfect network for those special downloads.
Internet in China is heavily censored, and the information flow is strictly monitored. Even the Broadbang can’t beat that.
Great Wall Broadbang is a subsidiary of FireWall Boardban Networks.
On the Great Wall?! Kinky! Must be far reaching network.
Broad who bang on Great wall have different slant on erections.
It didn’t keep out the Mongols. No way will it count as “protection.”
Comes with it’s own happy ending.
@kitsune: wouldn’t it be a sad ending? first one to come loses and blows up.
The Great Wall Broadbang, where one hub can allow tens of plug-in’s at a time.
In days of old
When knights were bold
And women weren’t particular
They lined them all
Against the wall
And banged ’em perpendicular
“We get signal.”
@jjhitt: More like “Main screen turn on” amirite?
And suddenly, a Great Wall ad pops up. Now that’s subtlety!
In my right hand is a white flag! In my left hand is PAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do Chinese men get their share?
If you want to bang on the Great Wall, don’t call them broads.
It’s my favorite Chinese porn movie.
I knew there was something sexual about The Great Wall.
There you go !!
New York Times headline:
”Great Fire! Wall Street Network explodes with a broad ‘Bang’! ”
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Well the internet is 90% porn, even China can’t stop that, no matter how good your coders are.
I guess they’re just going for truth in advertising.