Crocodile lucky tester – never leave home without it

A delight to have a crocodile? But won’t my alligator get jealous?

Yes you can take it for a walk, just like a dog.

My crocodile does not make the sound as “KACA” when I lift its brainpan. It just stops moving altogether.

I want a remake of “The Deer Hunter” with the Lucky Testing crocodile,
(C)AKA Chinese roulette.

Hi! I’m Lucky. And this is my brother, Stumpy.

It is a real delight to see you ex friend losing his/her finger.

It is a good partner on your journey. Next stop: the stomach and duodenum.

I really hope this is some kind of toy they’re talking about.

Lucky Testing – the game inspired by Steve Irwin.

After it bit him, my friend is a friend no more. 🙁

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he press six teeth or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

You must be like it very much, because now you’re not invited to parties any more.

The upper jaw took a bite and now I can’t press a tooth randomly anymore.

I took it to a business meeting and got the deal. Thanks.

That’s the last time I take business advice from Steve Erwin

Just don’t flush it thru the toilet. Don’t push your luck.

What is the sound of kaca happening?

Nev-er smile at a croc-o-dile,
Never tip your hat, and stop to talk-a-while,
Don’t be tak-en in by his wel-come grin,
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin…

Just never smile at it…

ERROR: BrainPan Not Found : Press Tooth F1 To Continue.

This bites!

random tooth-pressing is what got me where i am today

F— that!!! I’ll have a goldfish.

In Townsville a few years ago, they had a German Crocodille handler, who had trained a Crocodile to eat off his hand….Unfortunately, one day, it did.

Touching the brainpan of anything makes me a little KACA in my Croc too.

Hey, how’d you know about those *appointments* with those *friends*? Leave my personal moments alone, you croc!

See you later, alligator !

I have an “appointment” with my new friend “Lefty”.

He says he’s gonna “lift the brainpan”, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Ouch!! Wait, that was just a practice run everyone. I want a do-over.

Can someone please get my finger back?

If you still have all your fingers, then congratulation! You’re lucky.

I think they’ve managed to make the Crocodile Dentist game seem even less fun than original.

Reminds me of that time I tried to jump over a school bus in my motorcycle. You know, you keep testing your lucky, and sometimes you test it a little too far . . .

That’s not a tooth, THIS is a tooth!

I bring this with me to the pub.

Did anyone tell Captain Hook it is a delight to have a crocodile?

Imagine what would an adult-version of this game look like. Or better, its consequences. (Press the tooth of a real crocodile, anyone?)

Okay, first we press down on theCrocodile’s tooth… check.

Wait for “Kaka” sound… check.

Wait for the lucky tes… aww screw it, let’s just play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead.

Can I not press a tooth to test my lucky today?
It sounds dangerous…

When I lifted the brainpan, my crocodile made a sound of “AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKCCCCCCCCAAAK” and then it fell asleep an I can’t make it wake up.

Now karma bites! Literally!

“Anyway, it is a delight for you to have a crocodile”,
…so just shut the hell up and lift up the damn thing’s brainpan!

I hate this game. Took it to a Steelers tailgate party and got sodomized!!

*taps tooth* *opens brainpan* Crocodile:ACKKAAACAKAAAKKKAKAKA
Hours later… Me: And then it just went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and went silent!