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Oh, I’m sorry, you meant A LITTLE off the top. Oops!
The SO-SO salon: the place where they split your hair 50-50. Literally!
Ordinary haircuts here. The blue rince is a little grey.
The hair salon for people who crave mediocrity.
That’s OK. My grooming budget is SO-SO too.
Next door to Fair-to-Middlin’ Nails.
How much for a shallow conditioning and a blow damp?
You can also a get a meh manicure while you wait.
Those have sprung up all over the world! Look out for Así Así in Mexico and ask for François at Comme Ci Comme Ça.
Truth in advertising FTW… I guess.
“Darling, what do you think of my new haircut?”
Call an ambulance.
I got a haircut there once. It didn’t completely suck.
When you just don’t feel like looking your best.
The bike in front of the shop is used by hair stylist to escape from angry customer.
Truth in advertising laws must be strict in Hong Kong.
Is it a deep scalp wound or just a little scratch? Yeah, kinda. I guess so.
You can us at your nearest Walmart, if we’re open…
-how do i look?
-i dunno LOL ¯\(°_o)/¯
Rated higher than Boo-Boo, Ow Ow and Oh No! salons.
The pay is pretty ho-hum too.
They even parked the hum-drum vee in front of it…
Next shop to this: It Sucks Fashion Boutique xD
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