When we say gruel, we mean it…

Waiter, let’s be honest here: what DID you put in this cruel gruel?

We’ll be sincere with you: eating our gruel will be a gruelling experience.

Slop for the schoolchildren

My gruel is always so insincere – what to do, what to do…

The woman near the window is throwing.

Hey waiter! This gruel is not sincerely enough. Can I exchange for another one?

It is gruel to make litle children eat porridge.

I want Happy Grits!

Low-fat, low-cal, and dishonesty-free.

Sincerely bland.

“He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity: ‘Please, sir, I want some more.'”

Oliver seems to have opened a restaurant.

Made in Ernest Tubbs, no doubt.

Part of this well balanced sweatshop happy meal.

Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks!

Made with compassionate foodposioning! We guarentee it!

and all I wanted was some Congee for breakfast….

” The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made” – Jean Giraudoux

Motto: We’re such a nice gruel! How come all the hot girls want to eat at Total Bastard Gruel?

Sincere is Latin for “without wax”.
I kinda like a shine on my gruel.

Honest Waitress, please deliver me 1 unit of Candid Farina

The other leading brand of gruel is just too waxy for my taste.

And let be known to all and sundry that I did not spot jjhitt’s comment until after I posted mine.

So there.

Stealing business from Apathetic Porridge across the street.

¡Yo quiero Taco Gruel!”

“WAITER! WAITER! You have your thumb in my gruel.”

‘That’s alright Sir,. It’s not hot.’

A jhitt. With Taco Gruel you get Bonus Nachos.:)

Pun: Bunus Nachos = Buenos noches.

Bonus damn)

– Gruelly yours

“Baby, don’t be gruel to a heart that’s true…”

It’s cool and great, it must be gruel!

Sincere Gruel… the essence of communism.

At least it’s real gruel. Krusty should eat here.