I laughed so hard, I sharted myself

MUG THIS.

Or shirt, rather.

[this is going to be a GOOD day]

This explains why Customs wants to talk to me about the My Little Pony shirts I ordered.

It does this whenever it’s told or else it gets the hose again.

… Or else it gets the hose again…. oh never mind, too late.

A variation on the missionary position

It is a sexy mofo.

It gets on the mama, takes off its T-shart, and screams “Gyagoo!”

Love the shirt! Not keen on the trademark brown stripe on the back.

The Mama Gets It On.

The only phrase missing was “Adios”.

(i.e, AMF!)

You put your left foot in.
You pull your right leg out.
And Gyagoo it all about.

Who’s your daddy?

T-shart? With that picture? Holy shirt!

It had to happen. Android sex.

Androids! Put on your firewall before sex.

Where else would you get “children crossing” stick figures?

It gets on the mama.
It produces Gyagoo.
And that’s how little line segments are made.

Incest, the home game.

Lets get it on mama. and then go wash my sharts.

Soon to be an Engrish.com Store classic soon, I hope?

Don’t be mistaken. It’s just a T-shart about CPR.

It beautifully puts the mama in the basket

Gee, the “mama” sure looks flat… uh-oh.

Don’t try wearing it in Sweden

Is that the natural consequence of Toilet Love?

While papa is away!

Evidently, the stick figures represent a gay male couple, no curves anywhere. Do you think they can reproduce just by calling the fem *mama*? Big disappointment, not Baby Gyagoo, coming their way.

i though tthis was a cpr demo shart…my bad

I’m too sexy for my shart, too sexyyy…

Oh, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell results in the proliferation of gyagoo sharting

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

It gets OFF on the mama….

I think this is the best Engrish I have ever seen. Definitely mug-worthy. I don’t know what’s funnier – the fact that it’s a t-shart, or what is on the shart itself. A double-whammy!

Which one of the figures is actually ‘mama’?

Or: ‘DON’T SHAT ON THAT T-SHART’

Seventy2rd, I wondered which one is “mama” too!

It sharts on the mama and mama yells GYAGOO!

Mama, wear this shirt and papa will learn his lesson.

ps: “into the mama, not ON the mama, silly papa!”

Y1990…..too rich for me!

and the dada is pleased

A shart story with a happy ending.

From the makers of “Cooking Mama” comes the next game for the Nintendo Wii…

Oedipal complex much?