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What’s that fragrance?
posted on 22 Jan 2011 in Chinglish
A little something extra if you pull my weeds…
Photo courtesy of Paul Brock.
Sign found in China.
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It’s hidden under the stone.
Tranquility is also required if you want to hear me returning fragrance.
I would have expected this on toilets, not on a stone.
Not me! All I need is beans!
…Threaten me and you’ll get the smell of fear!
Give me annoyance and I’ll give you tear gases.
Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has….
Jebus! What’s that smell? When was the last time you took a shower? And isn’t that the same spacesuit you were wearing yesterday?
Not quite “give a mouse a cookie” but it’ll do
Shut up and let me fart.
I believe the saying is “pull my finger”
silence is golden…
Is fragrance so dear or scent so sweet that it must be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? … Nope, not exactly what Patrick Henry had in mind.
No, first you give me back my cologne, and *then* I’ll leave you alone!
The old vent tightens right up under stress.
That’s rock son, nothing else in the world smells like that . . . I love the smell of rock in the morning!
The corollary to “Give me liberty or give me death!’
(Death by fragrance)
Leave the tranquility under this rock in an hour
DON’T call the cops if you EVER want your fragrance back!
More polite version of “Leave me alone or I will fart on you.”
This happens to me every time I do yoga.
It gives me tranquility and then it gets the fragrance again!!
the rock has had a stressful day