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The fact that no one understands doesn’t
If you start filling oily oilcans, you are on a slippery slope.
I decide I don’t will purchase this beautiful oily oilcan, for fear I cause the abundant injury and heavy fall on the floor.
Pot of in, pot of body, pot of as glass.
No, officer, none of these are mine.
They’re with the oil can.
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Lubri-K8: how late can you mate?
If oily oilcan can’t take the heat, oily oilcan needs to get out of the kitchen.
Do not want
I like this religion. There are only four commandments!
Once I got to “de clean Shua” I went back to the beginning and re-read it in a Jamaican accent. Give it a try, it’s worth it.
The guy who’s written this must have smoked a lot of pot.
Please don’t will
Can anyone introduce me to de clean Shua? I want to play the steel wire’s ball game with her.
The steel wire’s ball game may have a beautiful affect.
We it try must!
Ladies & Gentlemen,
in the red corner, Hector “de clean” Shua…
and in the blue corner “The other hard thing collision”…
OK, I want a good clean fight (a.k.a. do not want heavy fall, for fear scrape affect beautiful)
Where can I score some “pot of”?
The pictures make it clear:
Do not use near flaming bagels.
Do not use to catch tribbles.
Do not do the thing in the middle, either.
Just don’t do anything and everything will be fine.
Please don’t will purchase this product.
Um, what is this thing for again?
Would you like some hod dogs with your rapture, your holyness?
Seriously-don’t do it.
“Oil Can” Boyd would never pitch a steel-wire laced baseball, for fear it would be hit back to him and scar his beautiful face.
“Once I had an oilcan and it was a gas / Soon turned out it was a pot of glass..”
That nice gentleman, De Clean Shua took care of the balls, but my butt is still ruptured. And my beautiful is affected.
The problem is, this is the kind of safety warning that’s actually important to understand.
Yes, fall last year quite heavy. Many leaves cover ground. Hard to rake, do not want heavy fall… Kimosabe.
Like fruit you want know China language sentence structure like what, this set instruction book then wrong-not-far. (translation: If you have wondered what sentence structure is like in the Chinese language, these instructions will give you a pretty good idea. )
sorry, 差不多 should be wrong-no-many, not wrong-not-far. Double no up!
I hope that pot of as glass won’t collide with me
I think don’t will want!
I’d like to see a “hard thing collision” – Oilcan Boyd swinging a steel wire bat onto Pol Pot’s face!
Oilcan, pot of a glass, oily burn into pot of in, pot of body, claen…
Well, I am not a brain specialist!
What ‘other hard thing’ are we talking here?
…….DO NOT WANT!
That is worse than google translate
not ams way to spells it