Low vigor, men? Might be your hormons…

You had me at finger pressing acupuncture on my testicles. I look forward to having my genitals prodded first thing in the morning.

Did I mention that I’m a TSA inspector at the airport?

If these are 100% cotton, what percent natural hemp are they? Or is that just a suggestion for something to do during my free time?

i dunno. The highly alluring prospect of transferring unpleasant feelings to pleasant ones by having my testicles acupunctured with finger effect and my penis rubbed with hemp really seems outweighed by the concept of wearing ‘panties’.

I want to see what the women’s version looks like. Or maybe I don’t…

Genital organs must jump for joy with the touch of these panties.

Help, help! My underwear is holding me hostage!

I see the typo. It’s sexy mormons, they are the ones who have all those wives.

Does the utility model come with a utility belt?

Great! But what do you have to treat rope burn?

Testicle finger pressing… just what I want to happen while I’m in a public place.

Sorry, but my testicles have no acupuncture region.

If you buy and wear these, I’ll tell your mother.

Rubbing the penis prevents ejaculation?
I think I’ve been doing it wrong.

At last, the perfect gift. You’ve saved Christmas!

Another merit of this product— It gets rid of your pubic enemies !

But who is this ‘Yeon’ that we are urged to woo?

We’ve been spending most our lives
Living in the Penis Paradise

(shifts uncomfortably on chair.)

Sex crime skyrocketed, many men caught with pants on.

“Transferres from unpleasant feelings into pleasant ones”? Does it mean it transforms fart into perfume? And does a kick in the balls count as acupuncture of testicle region?

Warning: must be 18.

To buy use conveniently provided paper bag to be placed over the head at checkout counter.

Alternatively, will be sent by mail in a plain brown envelope.

These panties will explant your genitals.

I’ll take two dozen!

Go to the US Patent Office website and search for that patent number. It’s far less Engrishy but no more comprehensible.

Looking at the packaging, this thing is at least 30 years old, so please don’t expect to find this on markets on your next trip to Korea. 🙂

Still, I laughed my ass off, and I am a Korean too.

BTW, just in case you aren’t familiar, the word “Panty” or “Panties” is used in Japan and Korea as a general term for underpants, both male or female.