It’s not safe!

Evil and poisonous rubbish there.

…because of monkeys?

I’m George Michael and I endorse this message!

Oh, so this is what “point of no return” means, huh?

“Found in Seoul, Korea.” If sign should be found after crossing the border from up north, well…… DUH !

Found outside the Hang-O-Bar.
Go back in and stay drunk.

I rather think this sign is outside the restrooms at the Hang-O-Bar.

We’ve traced the call…it’s coming from inside the house !!

why?

… just stay outside

The rare carnivorous lawn practices using the Jedi mind trick on unsuspecting tourists.

From dust we came and to the dust we….shouldn’t go back.

High-pressure kimchee disposal is currently underway! For your own safety, do not go back inside!

Please don’t go back inside… it’s safer out here…
stay here, where the grass is smiling at you…

He’s calling from inside the house!

Don’t worry; the grass won’t shrink back into the ground.

We just mopped and we don’t want your filthy feet tracking mud on our nice, clean floor.

Thank heavens I can walk on the grass.

Anyone who has been inside the earth would know it is dark dan spooky and would vow not to go back inside again !

I have to agree, this sign belongs outside Hang-o-bar — and I think the bouncer put it there.

The couch doesn’t understand you the way I do,

ok who farted?

A sign attempts to cause metaphysical dichotomies on unsuspecting toursists.

Mom was serious: No videogames today!!

…because I am there

Instead, put the rotion on your skin

Don’t go in there!

Go back to your behind.

That way you won’t discover i took your passport and wallet.