Grandma would have wanted it that way

Such a fine receptible for granny after meeting the chief chef at the silver grill.

So, a happy life is the main cause of suicide?

Well, if this isn’t confusing: a colorful suicidal mug for the bleak I-don’t-have-such-a-happy-life emos on the verge of their final decision!
Dude, butterflies won’t make any difference!

One question though: are those in this situation “dead serious” about their decision?

Don’t drink the Kool-Aide!

was it the acid milk or the arsnic donut….

Go right ahead. I never liked Teddy Bears anyway.

That’s not a thermos. That’s the urn for Grandma’s ashes. Teddy bears was her favourite.

No, happy life kookily dressed teddy bears at a picnic with butterflies make the final decision. Then they transmit it by cosmic rays to the picnic beam butterfly ray receiver in my head.

Red Bear: If you take the blue pill, then you will go back to life as normal. But, if you take the red pill…..

Chop hehehehe, hack hohohohoho, eviscerate hahahaha, dismember hoohoohoohoo. Join the happy bears in a fun weekend children.

Apparently, Teddy bears are harbingers of death…

Toyland today announced that it will proceed with it’s uranium enrichment program. Candyland is requesting UN intervention.

Death panels never looked so cute.

Die happy, come back as Soylent Green

I’ve had a happy life, so I’ll end it now while I’m ahead. Makes perfect sense.

Teddybear picnic just got hardcore

A thermos? So you CAN take it with you!

Haha a field day for paedophiles.

Suicide hits a new level of cuteness.

Ah, the perfect thermos for my grave juice.

This is a plastic ern?

Well, this is a great way to get your kid on anti-depressants.