Glass Blowing

Glass sucks…

At least it doesn’t suck…

Oh, so they were quoting Yoda again…

Cheap blows by old man. What would you expect?

Please blow gently. It’s fragile and delicate.

♫ You’re made out of glass and, eh, can’t be blown
So, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced? ♫

Well I’m glad its only glass it blows.

For an experience that sucks, visit our vacuum cleaner factory.

This is Dick. Dick has two balls. Dick’s balls are round. Dick’s balls are made of glass. Oh look! Dick is blowing! Blow Dick, blow! This is Fanny. Fanny is Dick’s girlfriend. Fanny has a frown. Fanny has told Dick on numerous occasions not to play with his balls even if they are made of glass. Oh look! See Fanny rant and foam! See Dick blush and cringe. See Fanny’s foot connect with Dick’s balls. See the doctor explain to Dick that his prospect of procreating are now slim to nil.

Your expectations won’t be the only thing shattered.

he had a heart of glass…

It blows, it sucks, but I bet it can’t swallow.

Glass experience blows, straw experience sucks. Full story at eleven.

Well you know the opening to a glass furnace is called a “glory hole”.

Check out the dentist display… it bites

i wonde rif pres clinton did not inhale this

Bill Clinton visits here every time he’s in Japan

Time for a carear change me thinks

I finally understand the old Taiwan Mandarin slang ‘boli’ glass, for homosexual. Aha!

Apply to suck within.

Glass experience… it just plain blows.

Yeah, glass experience blows!

He only has two fingers on one hand.

this actually would not be a bad name for a glass shop lol, even a head shop