Every patient leaves happy

After some sex, good or otherwise, bring your receipt back and we can provide the necessary healthcare to your thing

*Disclaimer: The term ‘good good’ implies a double positive which we take to mean a negative; ‘sex’ implies acts that may or may not involve other people or objects; ‘health care’ implies broad spectrum antibiotics which may or may not contain melamine; ‘thing’ is self explanatory; ‘ ‘ implies your consent to be recorded on webcam and streamed live; Warning: we will skim your credit card and black mail you at a later date. Enjoy your experience!

Probably the convulsory condom thing ain’t working..

Gene Simmons, aka Dr. Love, is the attending physician.

The Swedish and Thai massage thing is highly recommended.

We do something with healthcare but we don’t exactly know what. We only know it involves good good sex.

Damn! I had the misfortune to be born caucasion.

The neighbours are complaining. The constant banging is driving them mad.

The doctor is in!

Shanghai.
Ticket for one.
Next flight.

Mummy, which thing is the health care for?

Double Plus Good!

In my country we call it a “thang”.

I guess the spot where the two people standing is a motel

Now that’s health care reform!

That’s a thermometer, eh? When you pull it out it better have numbers on it.

Damn, even China has better healthcare options than the US.

Female doctor to male patient: is that thing my thermometer, or are you just happy happy to see me?

Nurse, could you do that good good thing to me again?

Hel-loooo NURSE!

It’s like good sex, only gooder.

Actually the Chinese text says it’s a sex shop, not a clinic. Doesn’t make it any less funny tho 🙂

Doctor Feelgood, at your cervix.

Their slogan is “Keeping the Happy, in ‘Happy ending'”

Notice how it’s next door to the massage shop. Good planning planning thing.

Doctor don’t you want me to open my mouth and stick out my tongue?

get ‘high’ on a new thing….

You wouldn’t understand, officer. It’s a health care thing.

You can Shanghai me to that clinic, any time you like.

This is what you get for putting off naming your clinic until the day you order the sign.

I don’t care if it is out-of-network. The extra copay is worth it.

That’s odd. I would have expected a much longer line outside waiting to get in.

‘Good good’ in Shanghai not good enough? Want to hear agout the ‘great great’ I can get you in Beijing? Follow me into that ‘dark dark’ corner & ….

about

Wait until you see the bill

Chitty chitty bang bang.

The commissars were at a loss to explain the increase of sick hours ….

“Yes, I would like to make an appointment with Doctor Johnson, please?”

Good sex is actually a sort of a health care thing.

My HMO is never going to ok a trip to this clinic.

Dr, Ruth Westheimer’s clinic.

Proof that chinese medicine is WAAAAAAAAAAY better than western medicine!

It’s a health care thing, you wouldn’t understand…

Health benefits of good good sex. Too good to be true?