Dried ball killed my dog…

Yeah, that happened to me once

“Police baffled by pyromaniac raging sneaky dried ball !”

Beware of pyromaniac dried ball with bad temper. May become especially agitated when fed soy sauce.

Just keep your hand off my stuff.

A bit of advice, son: never mess up with dried balls.

thats why i always keep my balls wet

The meatball that eats YOU in a fury and runs away !

“Elementary, My Dear Watson! After being slow cooked for hours in a soy-based distillant, the cuprit burst into a fiery rage as evidenced by the burnt trail left as he made his escape…!”

I am suspicious of the source of those dried balls.

I’d sneak away too if I had a similar outburst of rage.

Film at eleven. Please use alternate routes.

Just another work day at the Family Therapy Center.

The clap strikes again.

I say we take off and braise the site in soy sauce from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.

Before committing adultery, do check the local laws.

If that’s a haiku it needs three more syllables.

I hate food that fights back.

Drieed ball bursts into rage, braise in soy sauce, burnt sneak away, chef resigns.

I respectfully submit my haikyu.

..and I don’t think it’s fair
and his suicide can be justified
by the ballmakers
how they cried and cried

@ Eccekio: Good one!

I should have fed it ketchup

My balls are raging,
The soy sauce has made them so
I sneak away singed.

A special sneak-away service

I hate it when that happens.

Film at 11.

Are balls of fury usually deep-fried?

Dried ball bursts into rage,
Braises me in soy sauce.
Burnt, I sneak away.

—–Li Lee, modern Chinese poet

honestly mr ocifer it was the meatballs

Do not taunt happy fun dry ball.

It braises in the soy sauce or else it gets the hose again! Not to mention the enraged dry balls!

(3 nights ago)

Pervert waking up: “MY BALLS ARE GONE!!!”

(3 nights later)

Kid: “Mommy, why is this meatball taste weird?”

And that’s why dry ball went into anger management therapy.

@beechoak Oh my dog. That’s a good one.

… damned crafty balls…

“Tastes like domestic violence!”

damn ninja balls

But don’t worry, we’ll find burnt someday.

In soviet Russia, Meatballs eat YOU

Dried ball bursts into rage … because of monkeys ?!

That’s why I got a protective order, dried ball now has to stay at least 100 yds away from me.

Dried ball jihad

Now in three flavors!

why do i remember piss balls by a stephen chow movie with this one?

Beware, your dried may attack you.

Well, they already have Happy Meals…

Chef / Therapist needed…(bring soy sauce)

That’s what you get for trying to use soy sauce as a substitute for sex.

Good lord ….
Just a heads up: Ball Transformers = Soy Sauce
Say no more……..

Yeah all you guys trolling are laughing now, but just wait until the day comes and YOU get hit with a “Dried Ball from Hell!!!!!”………..with soy sauce……..that’s burnt…..