You’ll know when your meal is ready

I must have missed that “Looney Tunes” segment.

Duck Season!

Those who’ve been reading Adult Engrish for a while sigh with relief: Now we know how the duck explodes.

First the temple, now the palace; is there anywhere the duck is safe?

Quack! {BOOM}!

It seems there’s no such thing as PETA in China.

Headline: New generation suiside bombers with royal connections start a new wave of terror. (F–K a duck!!!)

the palace’s version off duck duck BOOM

Yeah…it certainly looks like it. I see it was eating weeds recently, poor thing.

@ClassicSteve

Not only we now do know why the duck explodes, but we know that this is the question the answer to which is 42.

Cones with popcorn

And you thought the gulf oil spill was rough on wildlife…

I’m pretty sure Aflac won’t cover this one.

Palace? We dont need no stinkin’ palace. We got WD-40.

You ordered the roast duck to go? It’s gone!

Beware the duck explodes.

Preferably be somewhere else.

Acme Palace Oil. The palace oil for coyotes with discriminating tastes.

Hmmmm, by palace oil, I think they mean drain-o for the “Throne”. Or does that just work for seagulls?

I see China got a few ideas from Heston’s explosive Duck A L’Orange.

When the maiden saveth not the oil, it is then that the Maharajah trims the wick.

Palathe oil ith dethpicable.

So with exploding ducks. It is obvious that the Maharajah has a very unusual speech impediment.

In fact I have had the odd explosive duck myself.

The mosque explodes the duck

@Algernon. I am oleased to see someone else enjoys their “cones” with popcorn.

They’re burning their brains in the backroom,
Really setting the cortex alight,
To find a new bomb that will go QUACK BOOM,
To blow up an Isa-raelite.

Resturant Manager: now hiring well-trained explosive experts for our demolition department.

Jabberwocky has nothing on this!

Hide under your table when you see the waiter coming!

Why don’t you try duck tape??

It rubs the palace oil in its skin…

@Bob*: Wabbit season!

The palace oil sea supports the knife-exploding duck in the tiny treatment room of B.

…. and for dessert, we are serving you deep-fried grenades!

Then, when you copulated with it, it wasn’t your fault that it exploded!

Now your cooking with exploding Grease!

Be vewy, vewy quiet, the pawace is expwoding duck, heh heh

Apparently the second-to-last symbol can translate as both “explode” and “quick-fry”. Thanks to Chinese grammar, the particular meaning of that symbol can turn a simple menu listing into a complete sentence about blowing up animals. Nice.

Duck explodes at 10;
Film at 11
thank you and good night

That’s the fifth ‘explodes’ reference… fried? baked? funny as hell

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