Naughty Dogs

Oh god I hope those are tails in the picture.

I wouldnt want to be Mettlesome!

If my dog tried penetrating me, “naughty” and “mettlesome” aren’t words that come to mind.

Puts me in the mood to be humping a leg…

@TJ: I hope those are DOGS in the picture!

Well if you can’t stand the heat.

Penetrating mettlesom and threesome?! Oh! They ARE naughty dogs!!!

All your table leg are belong to us.

“Mettlesome” is a pretty careful term for describing the scene where three naughty dogs are simultaneously penetrating the same target.

I can understand. A mate of mine had a minature Fox-terrier, that would cork anything that had a hole in it, and was incautious enough to stand still for more than two seconds.

the logo of a dog stud service

RPB = Repeat Penetrating Bodies

If you are not satisfied with our naughty dogs service, we will upgrade you to our naughty donkeys free of charge.

RPB = Rape, Pillage, and Blunder

Little dogs wark; big dogs penetrate.

…and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you mettlesome dogs!

T-shirt brought to you courtesy of a certain Japanese festival to open the 2010 festivities.

(I’d look up the name, location and date of the festival only I’m afraid of what results that kind of internet search would get me)

Another duplicate! This one is from September 2005. Webmaster – please take a tip from a long-time Engrish fan and screen your submissions a little better. :-/

RPB= really pi*sy B*tches cuz they didnt get their money’s worth