Mountains like to get their rocks off too

I never knew geology could be so stimulating. “Penetrating relations”, “rock bodies”,…etc.
It’s enough to cause an eruption!

It all seems a bit incestuous to me

It’s time for rock ‘n’ roll!

Just another rock festival.

We will, we will rock you!

and you can see human bodies performing the same act right next to them.

I’ll never be able to look at earthquakes the same way…

Oooh, that’s gneiss!

Penetrating relations is bad for family values

Must be brokeback mountain

You don’t say?

what a rocky relation!

How appropriate that one body’s name starts with “Wang.”

“Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”

This exhibit has been rated NC17.

Hey, rocks, get a cave!

for all those rocky relationships…

how is rock formed?
how is rock formed
how mountains get pragnent

… and dat’s why they call him Dolemite.

Dang. All this time I thought it was because of Yoko Ono.

Only Al Jolson could do this justice: “Rock-a-bye your ba-byyyy in a Duo-xie mel-o-dy…”

They don’t call me the “porphyritic gneissic adamellite rock body” for nothing!

We call that “marriage on the rocks”!

Honey, we should have left the kids at home! Now we will have to order this excursion to have our bit of penetrating relations on holiday!…

They call it geology, but I say geororgy.

This was by far the most bewildering sequel to Hardbodies.

This is actually more or less proper geologic terminology…although I’d use the term “interpenetrating”.

Doesn’t that look like a DVD cover? It’s probably called “Deep silica rucksecks in the fissure Nº6”

and here I took geology for granite

Rock my rock bodyyy right!

Lots of isostasy in all this orogeny.

I always wondered how pebbles were made…

This vista point was blocked off because it violates the Chinese National Park Service’s ban on explicit content.