Two weeks will be enough…

Kick me in the back to the future.

Anyone who wears this T-shirt is asking for it!

♫ Kick me tender, kick me sweet
to the future let me go

Kick me tender, kick me long
so I can be reloaded ♫

*After the kick*

— Future is temporarily out of service. Click “Retry” for another kick or “Cancel” to return to your previous pathetic condition. —

One of the rejected title proposals for the new Terminator sequel.

somewhat double barrelled

And besides… I’m out of Jelly Babies.

Were you loaded to begin with?

That would be handy to get to the future. That way, you could be where you were going to be, without having to go to the trouble of getting ready to go there.

OOOhhh! My head hurts. Now where is my medication?

Just what the world wants. A “Kick Me” shirt with benefits.

I wanted to kick you, but couldn’t find such a creative excuse… Thanks!!!

Can’t I just kick you for no particular reasons?

Just for kicks!

And if the future sucks, at least I’ll get a kick out of it !

Sorry but we can only kick you into next week.

And if you kick hard enough, I won’t just be Reloaded, I’ll have Revolutions.

Just make sure they’re doing at least 88 mph when they kick you.

And all these time we thought time travel required science, when all it really needed was a swift kick in the pants.

I’m waiting for Kick Me To The Future Part II where Biff get’s rich.

So it´s the “Terminator reloaded” ?

Yar cloze-gib dem to me. Now.

Ironic that the largest words are the only ones that wouldn’t be capitalized in a title.

Private: Sir, we are out of ammo. What shall we do?

Sargent: Quit your blabberin and start kicking each other private!!!

You won’t be 18 for another two weeks, Marci. I just can’t wait that long. If you don’t let me kick you tonight I’ll find someone who will.

Isn’t that supposed to go on the back of the shirt…

kick me with your best shot!! fire away..hold it i need to reload!!!

How about a slap or a shove instead?

I had to read that twice. I thought “the Sarge” was suggesting they should kick each other’s privates !

Do I smell a Three-Stooges cameo appearance in the next Terminator sequel?

(Niiiahhh, niiiiiiiiahhh)

@Chuck Well during the latest war games one offiver was caught by the Privates.

EDIT officer

I don’t know what you’tr thinking of reloading, but I’ll be happy to knock you into next week …

I’m gonna kick you so hard you won’t return.

It gives you something to think about.

This shirt is definitely NOT recommended for pregnant women!