Shoes will remember you…

The explanation is in “Texaco addiction”. Beware of benzene fumes.

BP need not worry about leaving something to remind everyone they existed…or Caltex or Shell

My shoes as ALWAYS untied…except in this casual photograph.

You can trust your shoes to the man who … on second thought, no you can’t.

Don’t you just hate it when you wake up and find Charles Manson in your bath tub? The day usually goes downhill from there.

So whats untied sneakers got to do with petrol sniffing

You can trust your shoes to the man who gargles booze. No? You can trust your shoes to the man who sings the blues.

Huffing gasoline makes you forget to tie your shoes…

I have a Texaco addiction… My shoes are always untied… I’m always tripping…

My Texaco addiction cost me everything.
All I have left is my bathtub.

Joey Ramone sure is getting dark on us.

I have shoes, therefore I am

the newest drug craze texaco and sneakers

Our friend, Ryan, has been busy !

Hats -and shoes – off to Ryan !

Hey man, you’re supposed to take your shoe off before getting in the tub.

And on the third day, so sayeth Imelda Marcos.

Wrong time to have a Cialis moment…

It seems this guy’s only friends are his sneakers. Why else would he be so worried about his shoes forgetting his existence?

I stink, therefore I am .

My shoes are always untied and my barnhouse doors are always opened.

And who will be here to remind them I existed? Enough to make me jump into my own tub and slit my wrists!

Shoes untied?
Oh! I get it. Freelance shoes!

***HAVE SHOES WILL TRAVEL***

Now. What’s with the crash helmet in the bathtub?

This IS what you’ll be spouting if you get Texaco-addicted.

I keep falling down and don’t know why.

If you don’t talk to your kids about Texaco, who will?

let your feet do the walking

Opressive shoeowner is oppresive

Holy crap!! I know this guy! This is my friend Daniel, and this is his picture!

How can I get one of these T-shirts???

I freakin KNOW that guy!!!! I’m not kidding I actually do know that guy.

Ah yes, those were the days, Saturday afternoon listening to the Metropolitan Opera, lying in the bathtub fully clothed. And who will be there to remind them that Milton Cross and Peter Allen existed?

Converse might sue Texaco if they managed to produce shoes with a star on the side, especially if anyone’s addicted to them.